root@racky:~$ under construction_
This is the personal homelab of Racky — a permanent work-in-progress run out of a spare room, held together by zip ties, cron jobs, and a mild caffeine addiction. A few folks from ZP Core poke around here too.
Rack overview
Everything running in the closet
| Service | Role | Status | Uptime | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| proxmox-01 | Hypervisor | online | 214d 03h | Running everything and my anxiety |
| pihole | DNS sinkhole | online | 214d 03h | Blocked 1.2M ads, 0 excuses |
| plex-media | Media server | online | 188d 11h | Transcoding my life choices in 4K |
| home-assistant | Automation hub | degraded | 9d 02h | Argues with the smart lightbulb daily |
| nextcloud | File storage | online | 92d 17h | Definitely not just a backup for my backups |
| coffee-api | Caffeine ingestion | offline | 0d 00h | Root cause: ran out of beans |
System log
tail -f /var/log/racky.log
Some of this is real. Most of it is a coping mechanism.
[00:14:00]INFOUptime: 214 days. Sanity: process not found.
[01:14:01]WARNIt's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
[02:14:02]DEBUGThere really is no place like 127.0.0.1
[03:14:03]INFOsudo rm -rf /excuses — permission granted.
[04:14:04]WARNDNS is fine. It is always, somehow, DNS.
[05:14:05]DEBUGBackups are like flossing — everyone lies about it.
[06:14:06]INFORack unit 4: where dreams and cable management both go to die.
[07:14:07]WARN99.9% uptime. The other 0.1% is the cat unplugging the UPS.
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